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        <![CDATA[ This board is for the Home-schooler who does not fit in anywhere else. Be you Pagan, Wiccan, Gay, Lesbian, Straight, Christian, Atheist, Agnostic, transgendered; whatever you identify yourself as AND you are a home-schooler; you are welcome here. Intolerance is not accepted here, this is and always will be a Secular, non-religious board, but all are welcome as long as RESPECT is given. Moms, Dads, Teens who are home-schooled, new home-schoolers, old home-schoolers; please, enjoy your stay. ]]>
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			<title><![CDATA[ ARGH!!!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ *insert banging head against wall smiley here*
<br>
<br>
So, the DC have been sick for a couple of weeks now.  They are getting better, YAY!  I just sent dd&#39;s back to school Friday.
<br>
Got a call from the Navy doo-hickey that said all the schools in our county are closed Mon-Wed this week due to Ida.
<br>
Will life never be &#39;normal&#39; again?  I really need our routine back in place, it has sucked that it&#39;s been effed up for two weeks now, starting week
three
<br>
tomorrow.  I... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:22:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Is it just me..... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Or does anyone else think the CUTEST thing EVER is a toothless smile?
<br>
I was excited when dd lost her 1st tooth on my 30th bday.
<br>
And when her top 2 finally fell out - I couldn&#39;t get over how cute she was.
<br>
<br>
And when I see little kids with those HUGE adult front teeth in their still too little mouths - I smile.
<br>
I love it when kids haven&#39;t grown into their teeth yet.
<br>
<br>
And you? ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Miss Johnny Cash)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:45:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ AT EASE!!!!!!! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">C&#39;mon, you non-xian soldiers you.  Stand down, cease and desist.
<br>
Clearly she was just talking to herself, in front of everyone else.  No need to reply or comment on her insanity.  <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image">
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:58:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I need something to read ]]></title>
			<link>http://unitedhomeschoolers.yuku.com/topic/2851/t/I-need-something-to-read.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I need a new book to read (or listen with audible.com). All my favorite authors are in between books right now and I would welcome suggestions.  I&#39;m
willing to try anything. Some of my fav. authors are Laurell K. Hamilton, Charlaine Harris, J.R. Ward, Kim Harrison, Susan Wittig Albert, Diane Mott Davidson,
and Mary Janice Davidson.  Besides their stuff, I recently read <span style="font-style: italic;">Middlesex</span>, <span style="font-style: italic;">The Lost
Symbol</span>, and am... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:57:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Tossing Dogs ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Yuck. Now some of the &#39;holier than everyone else&#39; are advising the OP to just dump a nuisance dog in another neighborhood, or far away at a different
shelter. Yes, it&#39;s just fine and dandy to lie, but I bet if one of their brood ever brought a pet in and lied about where it came from they would be
stripped of all their toys/bedding/food and made to write scriptures all day while being lashed with a cooking utensil. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:30:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Friday funny ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <div>
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      <strong><em><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24pt">The Hormone Guide</span></em></strong><strong><em><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br>
      Women will understand this!
      <br>
      Men should <u>memorize</u> it!</span></em></strong><em><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br>
      Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be
      carried... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (princess consuela bananhammock)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:42:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Baby Einstein ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ What do you think about this controversy?  I can&#39;t help but think those parents who are upset their kids are not becoming geniuses from watching these
videos need to grow their own brain.  It also pisses me off that Disney is offering refunds.  I think they need to grow a set and stand behind their product. 
The videos are cute, and I can&#39;t believe they are any more damaging than Sesame Street or Barney.  My kids watched those shows everyday of their young
lives.  No, they didn&#39;t... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Sniping ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So, after being sniped for a set of OM that I really NEED, I have joined the thugs and registered with justsnipe.com.  The idea was repulsive to me when DD
suggested it, but dammit I need this stuff and don&#39;t need to spend money I don&#39;t have.  Now I just hope that my snipe price is high enough to win the
auction.
<br>
Anyone else snipe?
<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:15:08 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I am wishing hateful things on my hairstylist. ]]></title>
			<link>http://unitedhomeschoolers.yuku.com/topic/2846/t/I-am-wishing-hateful-things-on-my-hairstylist-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I will be doing this for about two weeks until I get a handle on my new very short (for me) haircut.  aaaaaargh!!! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:30:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ a joke for Thursday... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font size="2"><font face="Verdana"><strong>Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger...
<br></strong>A movie producer had called together several big name celebs to kick some
<br>
ideas around. The project was an action docu-drama about famous composers
<br>
featuring Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger in the leading roles.
<br>
<br>
The producer really wanted the box office &#39;oomph&#39; of these three, and was
<br>
prepared to allow them to select what famous composers they would... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Stacia)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:42:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ United Homeschoolers of Florida ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Now on facebook.
<br>
<br>
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=333838525005">http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=333838525005</a>
<br>
<br>
You guys don&#39;t have to live here to join.  I am trying to get my own group started.  Some of you have been sent facebook requests already.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Adamina Cailean)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:00:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Yankees are the champs!  Woooohoooo! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Just had to get that out.  <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/happy.gif" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (princess consuela bananhammock)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:43:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ while the turkey on the sidebar is creepy ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ he keeps staring at me and it&#39;s a little unsettling...however, i do feel kind of bad for him to be shoved in a pot with his head hanging out! ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (serialmommy)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:44:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Tragedy ]]></title>
			<link>http://unitedhomeschoolers.yuku.com/topic/2839/t/Tragedy.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Wish I could recant my minor whine in the Halloween thread where I bellyached that the shitstorms of life had temporarily sapped my enthusiasm and fighting
spirit.
<br>
<br>
My golden friend, T, age 46, was diagnosed with ovarian cancer earlier this year.  It had already spread to stomach.  Her 5 year survival rate is low. 
<br>
<br>
T&#39;s father committed suicide in his early 30s because he had Hodgkins, which was not curable back then.
<br>
<br>
T&#39;s mother passed away from stroke in... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (tibbyl)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:36:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Terrific new parenting method - please read! ]]></title>
			<link>http://unitedhomeschoolers.yuku.com/topic/2838/t/Terrific-new-parenting-method-please-read-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ If your child is giving you attitude or has emotional issues you can&#39;t handle, squirt him/her in the eye with some shampoo!  The agony experienced by your
child will release your &quot;inner mother&quot;! Your child will see you acting like a human being instead of a controlling mama-wannabe and dissolve into
tears of gratitude and relief! This method has been proven to facilitate emotional healing for both parent and child!  Try it today! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:35:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Re. Audrey's thread... ]]></title>
			<link>http://unitedhomeschoolers.yuku.com/topic/2837/t/Re-Audrey-s-thread-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ If your daughter or son&#39;s gf became pg and chose not to raise the child, would you consider adopting it?  I think I would, although I obviously do not know
for sure.  I can see there could be huge complications, but I can&#39;t imagine knowing my own grandchild is out there somewhere, kwim?  What do you think? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:26:00 GMT</pubDate>
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